Omg I’m sitting next to Tirthna in physics wow she’s so cool wow

lovelife-lovepink:

I tried to scroll past this, but I just had to scroll back up and reblog.

(Source: femburton, via thebeatmyheartskippedd)

southpawbandit:

solitarysocialist:

plot twist: a confused george bush wins the election

that’s not a plot twist that’s 2001

(via girlwhowasonfire)

*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me:	Please don't be 6am
*1;48am*
Me:	MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*

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colinhanks:

My suicide note isn’t even a note it’s this screen shot

(via weirdvevo)

theirs:

jegusgogfuckass:

did you kno that 10 million pounds of maple syrup was stolen from quebec

10 million pounds

1/3 of the government’s reserve

like. how do you even steal 10 million pounds of maple syrup. where do you hide it. what would you even do with it

why does the canadian government have a maple syrup reserve 

(Source: shiveringsea, via haw-gale-thorne)

wordsofhersong:

the worst thing about driving to school is that my coffee’s sitting in the cupholder and i’m like semi-crying because i want to drink it but if i try to drink and drive i’ll probably drop it all over me and cry more

teacher:	homew-
me:	can you not

basedgosh:

pokemon haiku

fuck your full restore
you were at 1 damn hit point
you bitch ass nigga

(Source: claydols, via mockingfire)

YO DJ MUMFORD DROP THE BANJO

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(Source: huggbutts, via nicoleforslund)